Hummer H4 - Smaller Than H3, Bigger Than Non-Existant H5

That's it, just up there, the Hummer H4 ... or maybe it's the one down below, the one that looks all squishy.

I'd like to see a smaller Hummer model, with truck-like rear and open top. Sounds maybe like an unHummer, or a notHummer, but you can't change my feelings about it! So bug off!

General Motors is hinting at a 2009ish model release of the H4 to compete with the Wrangler. Yes, the Wrangler gets 4 doors, increases in popularity, and GMs response is to release a 2 door Hummer to compete with it. Yes. Don't question it. It has big tires.

I like the black one above better, just rip its roof off. I need all-wheel-drive for the winters and a truck bed for my mega-groceries slash automotive blog-master plan book. It's thick.