Thursday, November 15, 2007

10 Things Never To Say To A Car Salesman

Did you see the top 10 things you should never say to a car salesman here? They list things like:
"I'll take whatever the popular options are", "Oh, I've wanted one of these all my life,"and "I'm ready to buy now."

Surprisingly, the below was not present:
1 - How many bodies can I fit in the trunk?
2 - If I were to put this in my garage, how long would it take to fill up with carbon monoxide?
3 - If I were to return it, would you take a blacklight to the upholstery?
4 - How fast would it sink in a lake?

How did they miss these?

1 comment:

Noel said...

I think those are actually covered under "10 Things To Research Yourself Before Buying a Car"...but how many bodies can you fit in the trunk of a Nissan Murano? hmmm